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Animal Puns Quack Me Up

  • You are Turtley awesome.
  • I have the necessary Koalafications.
  • Alpaca your things.
  • Let minnow when you get there.
  •  Are you kitten me right meow.
  • All food must go to the Lab for testing.
  • What do you call a pod of musical whales? An Orca-Stra!
  • What did the cow say to the calf? It’s pasture bedtime!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
  • Your pun is irrelephant.